That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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