its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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