susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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