Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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