good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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