I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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