he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize