This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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