It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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