the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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