he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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