Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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