it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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