That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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