I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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