Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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