It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
two words...techno handjob
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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