i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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