The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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