i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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