Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I need to calm my uterus...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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