You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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