whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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