Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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