YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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