And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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