I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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