Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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