Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Randomize