i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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