you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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