fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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