I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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