Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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