We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sorry about my life...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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