I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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