I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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