Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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