I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
be right there i have to get my cape
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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