Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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