She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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