My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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