We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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