I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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