Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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