She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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