the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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