Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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