Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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