i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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